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Eleventh Hour Clothing swathes both men and women in designer duds, prepping limbs for a fashionable night on the town. Brands such as Diesel, Miss Sixty, and 7 For All Mankind mix and mingle with handselected threads from G-Star Raw, Jack & Jones, and Free People. Pull a stylish tank top or graphic tee over your chess club-mussed hair, or show off a pair of designer jeans on the way to the after-after-after party at the senior centre. The fashionably inclined can turn heads with a form-fitting dress or a pair of Diesel short-shorts, or avoid misplacing cell phones, wallets, and horse tranquilizers by stashing the night's necessities in a chic satchel.

Perfectly situated for a day of browsing, dining, and dancing, Eleventh Hour Clothing's ever-rotating selection of noticeably modish attire awaits dapper dames and gents bent on the latest looks. The friendly staff stands ready to help with sizes for all clubbing disguises, including the one that makes it look like sweatpants never enjoyed a hallowed place in the closet.